It’s Christmastime, and that means tradition, and as we all know, there’s no tradition like a new tradition! Join your fellow MSTies at the Wicker Park Emporium for our presentation of Mystery Science Theater 3000’s “Santa Claus Conquers the Martians,” featuring Droppo, the laziest man on Mars, a very young Pia Zadora, and the laziest, haziest, Swayziest Christmas of them all.

The movie starts at 8:15 PM to give you time to park your car and pay for parking through 10 PM. If you know of any good free parking in the area, don’t hold out on us! Just tell them you’re there for MST3k and they’ll show you where to go.

Finally, while we do have some small expenses and the group won’t turn down any free money you just happen to decide to give us, the Emporium is not charging us anything to use the space, so this meetup is free!